Lines for Cuscuscaraway and Mirza Murad Ali Beg

T. S. Eliot mentions his dog and cat in an article in the programme.

How unpleasant to meet Mr. Eliot!
With his features of clerical cut,
And his bow so grim
And his mouth so prim
And his conversation, so nicely
Restricted to What Precisely
And If and Perhaps and But.
How unpleasant to meet Mr. Eliot!
With a bobtail cur
In a coat of fur
And a porpentine cat
And a wopsical hat :
How unpleasant to meet Mr. Eliot!
(Whether his mouth be open or shut).